Walrus Words

I am the Walrus.

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My lady made me potato, broccoli, and leek soup tonight. It was so green I knew it was healthy.

And now I’m going to eat some cookies.

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patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses


Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry.  Now look at mine.  Now yours.  Now back to mine.  Sadly,  your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine.  Abracadabra!  I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

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